Unless you happen to inhabit a mansion of Versailles-style proportions, collecting these contraptions forces one to prioritize. The beauty of single-use appliances is that, unlike Pokémon or sexual harassers, it doesn’t behoove anyone to catch ‘em all. The egg slicer may be my favorite, but a brief tour of my pint-sized Brooklyn apartment reveals that I now own a small army of single-use appliances, all honed to execute one task perfectly: there is a milk frother, which I use every morning and a rice cooker, whose services I employ on occasion on the table sits a small wedge that serves no purpose other than propping up my roommate’s laptop and which she claims stands between her and a lifetime of carpal tunnel and in the back of my closet is a sweater razor, which I drunk-ordered last winter after reading that it would slice the fuzz off all my sweaters and, thus, “change my life.” I still believe this although I have yet to prove it true - in my aforementioned state I forgot that I own only one sweater and zero of the batteries the device requires. Williams Sonoma offers a $14.95 BPA-free "Egg Slicer and Wedger,” which one online reviewer bought "on a lark" and then loved so much that she ordered another for the kitchen in her lake house. While I prefer the bare bones, 100% aluminum version that sells for $2.81 online, egg-eaters with upscale taste can purchase fancier instruments. The devices are also widely accessible, with myriad brands, styles, and price points from which to choose. There is something pleasingly democratic about an apparatus that elevates an egg from an inexpensive, ubiquitous form of protein to a delicacy with one quick sever. Best yet, these slicers transform the yolk (which I’ve always found slightly repellant) into manageable, aesthetically appealing ribbons of chalky yellow fat. As Willy was clearly aware, no one wants to accidentally coat their egg with fingerprints or deal with buckled whites, two common hazards of holding an egg and cleaving it with a knife. To wield this contraption, all one has to do is place a peeled, hard boiled egg on the base and lower the top, allowing the wires to cut through the membrane and separate the orb into equal segments. The device itself is composed of two parts: a slotted base and a hinged frame strung with taut metal wires. Invented in the early 1900s by a German man named Willy, the egg slicer was created for the sole purpose of - this isn’t hard, folks - cutting eggs. It cuts without hurting and slices without contrition. My ambitions - at least when it came to eating sandwiches - may not have been lofty enough to capitalize on a panini press, but its existence served as a gateway gadget, paving the way for what I now consider to be the holy grail of single-use appliances. Me, dependent on a single-use appliance? I scoffed as I bit into my panini. Its worthlessness was solidified when, on a camping trip with nary a press in sight, my roommates and I placed hunks of cheese-stuffed baguette on a grill and flattened them with large rocks. DISHWASHER SAFE: The HUTCH® Stainless Steel Egg Slicer is perfectly safe to clean in the dishwasher.In 2016, I moved into an apartment outfitted with a panini press, a clunky appliance I used exactly once and which then served as an ersatz modern art installation for the remaining 364 days of my lease.SHARP WIRES FOR SLICING: The egg slicer comes with sharp wires, which slice through hard boiled eggs with ease, along with a base that secures the egg in place, giving you perfectly sliced eggs.SALAD TOPPER: Sliced eggs can be a great way to get some healthy fats and proteins in a salad, and with our egg slicer, you can slice the eggs in two different ways (straight or sideways) allowing you to decorate your salad the way you want.Feel confident that Hutch Kitchen products are durable and reliable. 18/10 STAINLESS STEEL: This egg slicer is with 18/10 Food Grade Stainless Steel, the highest quality there is.The Egg Slicer makes it easy for a quick snack or a salad topper! All you need to do is close the "lid", and the wires will cleanly slice through your egg, leaving you with several slices. The row of wires is placed on an upper "lid", and is hinged. The Egg Slicer is designed to sit flat and hold a boiled egg perfectly. The HUTCH® Stainless Steel Egg Slicer is easy to use with a tray designed for eggs to sit in comfortable, and a row of wires that slice cleanly.
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